Friday 28 March 2008
/UTS/UPSET THE SETUP: UBUNTU
When i started blogging 'twas hard doing hands-on or head-on typing, i mean typing straight from the mental flow of ideas in the head, no pre-parations (in some storage device), nothing. Now it's easier. 'Twas also harder then 'cos i tried blogging political issues like i was some Funmi Iyanda or Jeremy (Naijablogger) or Solomonsydelle ( former mother of 2.5 or 3.5): Making logical, objective political arguments is tasking, i dropped it and waited for my head to grow. It's grown and still growing. Now it's easier and i write firsthand experiences, elucidations are coherentER and more articulate. I've decided to try my hands/head on some other stuff - tech, books, arts, culture, writing, femininsm, religion, IT -
While trying to look for some real stuff on, i think, tech, i slammed into that title on someone else's page -on of his links actually-and someone else's blog title. It picqued my interest. Upset the Setup: that's what i'm trying to do.
The title is a perfect example of pun that unintentionally does motivation, it indirectly tells you "Frustrate tradition with your Creativity, Do something New, something diFFerEnT."
UBUNTU something dot zero something
*Ubuntu, my first IT post, i remember seeing EBA, MOINMOIN, etc. as programme names on an Ubuntu CD ROM some time ago. Meaning a Naija man probably wrote them:somthing different from the setup:
Ubuntu is a community developed operating system that is perfect for laptops, desktops and servers. Whether you use it at home, at school or at work Ubuntu contains all the applications you'll ever need, from word processing and email applications, to web server software and programming tools.
Ubuntu is and always will be free of charge. You do not pay any licensing fees. You can download, use and share Ubuntu with your friends, family, school or business for absolutely no price. . .
CHECK: ubuntu.com
While trying to look for some real stuff on, i think, tech, i slammed into that title on someone else's page -on of his links actually-and someone else's blog title. It picqued my interest. Upset the Setup: that's what i'm trying to do.
The title is a perfect example of pun that unintentionally does motivation, it indirectly tells you "Frustrate tradition with your Creativity, Do something New, something diFFerEnT."
UBUNTU something dot zero something
*Ubuntu, my first IT post, i remember seeing EBA, MOINMOIN, etc. as programme names on an Ubuntu CD ROM some time ago. Meaning a Naija man probably wrote them:somthing different from the setup:
Ubuntu is a community developed operating system that is perfect for laptops, desktops and servers. Whether you use it at home, at school or at work Ubuntu contains all the applications you'll ever need, from word processing and email applications, to web server software and programming tools.
Ubuntu is and always will be free of charge. You do not pay any licensing fees. You can download, use and share Ubuntu with your friends, family, school or business for absolutely no price. . .
CHECK: ubuntu.com
Tuesday 25 March 2008
/BRT/OSHIOMHOLE/SOCIAL STENOSIS/
B4 going to Camp for my kind of Easter celebrations: a Retreat, Gbenga came to the room and declared or rathere asked if any of us had heard that the tribunal had ruled in favor of the one and only Comrade Adams Oshiomhole. Everyone was aghast at the news. And we began asking WHEN?WHEN?HOW? Someone else talked about taking a BRT bus on his way home for Easter. Now, i would have been dazed by that too if i hadn't seen on Funmi Iyanda's blog those BRT pictures.
The moral of the above story is that most Med Students , Part I (Year II) especially, suffer from Social Stenosis and some even suffer from Social Atresia once in school as a result of highly proliferating academic responsiblities. There's almost no time to breathe, like Chike says.
On my way to the Camp i saw the BRTs and what do i think? I think it's a nice idea come to fruition but whether it can live without withering is what i don't know. Those buses will probably crash out abysmally in the end: there'll be accidents, breakdowns, fraud, etc. Management is the Nigerian Problem not the ideas.
Should we watch or pray?
The moral of the above story is that most Med Students , Part I (Year II) especially, suffer from Social Stenosis and some even suffer from Social Atresia once in school as a result of highly proliferating academic responsiblities. There's almost no time to breathe, like Chike says.
On my way to the Camp i saw the BRTs and what do i think? I think it's a nice idea come to fruition but whether it can live without withering is what i don't know. Those buses will probably crash out abysmally in the end: there'll be accidents, breakdowns, fraud, etc. Management is the Nigerian Problem not the ideas.
Should we watch or pray?
Thursday 20 March 2008
CYBORG:NO TIME
I live most of the time in Eko's room and my! you've got wonderful people there like Agbo, Matthews (2 of them: reason for the "s"), Daud, Qasim, Gbenga, Idris and Chike. Chike is one brainy, skinny, light-skinned guy with a moustache that runs superior to his upper lip who has a chronic habit of taking coffee to enhance fappings and when he wants to sleep he sleeps the way Sleep gets him - sometimes like a gnarled dragon stretching its parched throat inferoposterolaterally to the riverbed. Now Chike has this popular catchphrase "No Time" and he quotes that there's even no time to think of how to sleep, no time to talk, no time to even say no time - one begins to wonder how he even manages to find time to tell you there's no time to say no time.
But. . .really man there's no time. Immediately after Easter i'll be jammed with an Incourse and a CEEHEY. The cost of embarking with immediate effect on Easter might be pyrrhic if i don't take deliberate steps to fap them o, these two will be on my mind through the Easter if i dont and inevitably will hamper it. You see, there's almost no time to enjoy Easter.
Med School seems adept at manufacturing Part I Cyborgs or Zombies who are restless with fap, fap, fap. Who have got no time even to think and Chike even adds "there's no time to breathe."
God helps us o.
But. . .really man there's no time. Immediately after Easter i'll be jammed with an Incourse and a CEEHEY. The cost of embarking with immediate effect on Easter might be pyrrhic if i don't take deliberate steps to fap them o, these two will be on my mind through the Easter if i dont and inevitably will hamper it. You see, there's almost no time to enjoy Easter.
Med School seems adept at manufacturing Part I Cyborgs or Zombies who are restless with fap, fap, fap. Who have got no time even to think and Chike even adds "there's no time to breathe."
God helps us o.
Tuesday 18 March 2008
Tuesday 4 March 2008
UPHILL
Ever heard of the term Activation Energy? OK, how 'bout Active Transport?OK, how 'bout the word Uphill Task. Or the poem: Jack and Jill? They went uphill. Can you fathom the outcome of them going uphill? What happened to their jugs? Really if you want to know, u simply have to watch Wenger's (or unpatriotic Agboola's) Arsenal play in the SanSiro t'night 'gainst Kaka's (or Chidozie's) AC Milan.
NB:Agboola is unpatriotic cos he'll be fapping, i'm sure, while Arsenal plays t'night.
ODD
In Gross Lab, we see no evil and hear no evil, we talk no evil and touch no evil. Everybody is dressed in White. Everybody is the same. Our Prof says the boys should wear shoes and the gals tie up their pony tails and manes, and cover up. He doesn't want to see no one of them display her mammary gland or gluteal region. And really it's an ODD world we live in : A gal wears a dress and her mammary glands are just short of falling out of it. You look into her face and she's less concerned. You begin to wonder. ..Till you've got to stop wondering. That's one other good side of Gross Lab: Everyone looks the same in white.
I've done a coupla posts on my Gross Lab experiences. Now, Gross Lab ain't the only curious place with odd experiences. You've got the Cold Rooms, Histology Lab, etc.
The Cold Rooms are reading rooms. In my early days here at MediLag, I used to think it ODD that they be called cold and used to think the term COLD ROOM was a euphemism for the conditions of those rooms, their temperatures were above room temperature, almost equalling body temp., they should have been called HOT ROOMS i felt and the fappings of them Medicos weren't ameliorating issues.
The rooms are better now, the ACs are working fine and they do the good job of facilitating fappings, though they could sometimes be so cold as to facilitate sleep instead of fappings.
Tomorrow's Histology Lab: It claims to offer you the fortune of viewing cells and tissues firsthand but whether you can or would see them is another issue entirely. What we see at best, whether you wear spectacles or not, are dark specks, stacks of red sacs and green mats of cells or tissues. You get fed up of the seemingly hopeless exercise in the end cos it looks like you saw the same cells last week.
I've done a coupla posts on my Gross Lab experiences. Now, Gross Lab ain't the only curious place with odd experiences. You've got the Cold Rooms, Histology Lab, etc.
The Cold Rooms are reading rooms. In my early days here at MediLag, I used to think it ODD that they be called cold and used to think the term COLD ROOM was a euphemism for the conditions of those rooms, their temperatures were above room temperature, almost equalling body temp., they should have been called HOT ROOMS i felt and the fappings of them Medicos weren't ameliorating issues.
The rooms are better now, the ACs are working fine and they do the good job of facilitating fappings, though they could sometimes be so cold as to facilitate sleep instead of fappings.
Tomorrow's Histology Lab: It claims to offer you the fortune of viewing cells and tissues firsthand but whether you can or would see them is another issue entirely. What we see at best, whether you wear spectacles or not, are dark specks, stacks of red sacs and green mats of cells or tissues. You get fed up of the seemingly hopeless exercise in the end cos it looks like you saw the same cells last week.
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